Public Adjuster Hurricane Humor

Public Adjuster Hurricane Humor

While we hope and pray for a calm 2017 Hurricane Season, we would like to lighten things up with a little public adjuster hurricane humor.

Public Adjuster Hurricane Humor
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Public Adjuster Hurricane Humor

You know you live in hurricane prone Florida when…

Describing your home, you say, “it has three bedrooms, two baths and a safe hallway.”

Having a tree in your living room does not necessarily mean it is Christmas.

You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering your windows.

You do not worry about friends and relative (from up north) wanting to visit during the summer.

You have more than 300 ‘C’ and ‘D’ batteries in your kitchen cabinet.

You child’s first words are “hunker down!”

Your pantry contains over 20 cans of beans and peanut butter.

You are on a first name basis with the greeter at Home Depot.

You are delighted to pay $5.00 for a gallon of unleaded gas.

The road leading to your home has been declared a ‘No-Wake’ Zone.

You decided your patio furniture looks better at the bottom of the pool.

You own more than three large coolers.

You have 2-liter plastic bottle filled with water in your freezer.

Three months ago you could not hang a shower curtain, now you can assemble a portable generator by flashlight.

You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner’s insurance policy.

You have had tuna more than five days in a row.

You have a roll of tar paper in your garage.

You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists on the Weather Channel and every newscaster at all the major stations in town.

You have FEMA’s number on your speed dial.

Someone rings your doorbell to tell you they found your roof.

Ice is a valid topic of conversation.

Your ‘drive-thru’ meals consist of MREs and bottle water.

Relocating to Montana does not seem like such a crazy idea.

You spend more time on your roof than in your living room.

You have been laughed at over the telephone by a roofer, screen builder or tree l remover.

You know the difference between the “good side” of a storm and the “bad side” of a storm.

Your children start school in August and finish in July.

You go to work early and stay late just to enjoy the air conditioning.

You get calls from family member saying they found bread at a store six miles away…and you hurry to get there.

A battery powered television is considered a home entertainment center.

At cocktail parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest chainsaw.

D’Orsa and Associates, LLC public adjusters wish everyone in Florida a safe summer; safe from tornados and hurricanes. For information on the 2017 Atlantic Hurricane Season Keep up with hurricane preparations at Naples Emergency Management. Remember your pets too.
Should you suffer any damage whether you have damage from a hurricane or fire and smoke or a plumbing leak, contact our public adjuster immediately at (877) 742-3587. No claim is too big or too small.